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We've been causing groans, occasional smiles and a fair amount of confusion over the years with the jokes on our noticeboard. With a new joke each week come rain or shine, one thing we're often asked is where we get our jokes from, to be honest it can be difficult to find a suitable one some weeks with much scratching of heads and asking of customers; So if you'd like to lighten our load (as well as that of all the commuters stuck in traffic), please look through the samples below of the kind of jokes we prefer to use and then click on submit to send your pearls of humour to us and if we use it, we'll even give you a by-line on the noticeboard incurring a week's worth of local fame.


We've been causing groans, occasional smiles and a fair amount of confusion over the years with the jokes on our noticeboard. With a new joke each week come rain or shine, one thing we're often asked is where we get our jokes from, to be honest it can be difficult to find a suitable one some weeks with much scratching of heads and asking of customers; So if you'd like to lighten our load (as well as that of all the commuters stuck in traffic), please look through the samples below of the kind of jokes we prefer to use and then click on submit to send your pearls of humour to us and if we use it, we'll even give you a by-line on the noticeboard incurring a week's worth of local fame.


Some Of Our Favourite Noticeboard Jokes The guy who feel into the machine at the furniture upholstery centre is expected to be fully recovered soon. How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb? -They'd rather you were in the dark. My mate is in love with 2 schoolbags -He's bisatchel. What's the definition of endless love? -Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis. What do you call a knight who makes pottery? -Sir Amic I went to the doctor because my neck ached when I wore shirts. -He said it was cholera. What do you call a woman with a pint on her head? - Beatrix. I met the person who invented crosswords. I can't remember their name but I think it was P something T something R. -I went to buy a new food processor and asked at the store if they could sell me a really good one. The salesman said 'Kenwood?' And I asked where he was. -I went to the zoo at the weekend but it only had one dog. I thought it was a shiatsu. What's the difference between sharing computer files and Michael Jackson? -One's a PDF file. -A Buddhist monk refused a local anaesthetic at the dentists because he said he wanted to 'transcend dental medication'.